that’s just so poetic for a public toilet stall

that’s just so poetic for a public toilet stall

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Attractive boy:Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy:Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy:Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy:Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy:Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy:Hi I don't like you back
Attractive boy:Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy:Hi I don't know that you exist
Attractive boy:Hi I'm a fictional character
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you are yummy, mister

you are yummy, mister

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vampirearsehell:

why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much

it sounds like a nice place to be

can someone friend zone me

i like friends

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@4 days ago with 2938 notes
is that selena gomez?

is that selena gomez?

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@4 days ago with 24607 notes

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

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babe if i were a boy, i would ask to kiss her, not isabella

babe

if i were a boy, i would ask to kiss her, not isabella

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